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In ordr to asses the spped of the droplets you need to measure the distance they are travelling, and the time it takes them to get there. As here is no reliable way in which to do this with ordinary lab equipment, at least with any sense of accuracy, I am going to delve into the realms of insanity and argue with myself. Enjoy.

Ok, I have given up. Any ideas anyone?

_{yes, dickhead. try using a stopclock.}

Very helpful. Not. How about you?

^{umm… I’m not sure? or am I...? I agree that using a clock of some sort would be helpful, but the problem remains that how do you know when to start and stop?}

Well, mrs fisher just said that we are basically describing the picture.

_{we know, idiot. we’re both in here, here being the inside of ur head, kinda.}

_{*use some eggs!1!1!11!*}

IGNORE HIM. AAAHHH! Ahem. Caps lock.

^{well tht wasn’t particularly bright.}

_dumbass.

Hey, anyone can make a mistake!

_{dumbass. you deserve to be shot, and if I weren’t a figment of ur imagination, id do it myslf! and I wouldn’t get caught, unlikethis useless idiot.}

^{I assume u mean me? I am not useless. I am, in effect, the ying to your yang, the light to ur dark, the bread to your cheese, the…}

_{please just SHUT UP!!! and by please I mean, or die. I can do that you know. I am the most powerful piece of this twats imagination, and I control what he ‘sees’ and as such I can make him not ‘see’ u!}

I would just like to say that I am in control of my own imagination, and I could get rid of both of you if I so wished.

^{no! please don’t, I want to liiiive! I’ve been in there, I cant go back into the dark! I cant!}

_{you may be an insolent twat, but you would not do that to us, effectively a real and necessary part of you}

in that case, help me with this physics!

^{is that not bad grammer? I am not sure, but it just doesn’t seem right to me…}

_{it is spelt grammar. fool. grammar school? three tiered education. maho.}

^{^_^ I say hi!}

Ok, I know you wish to be referred to as himeko, but that does not make you ‘Himeko’. And why you chose a girls name confuses and worries me…

_{gay. G.A.Y. you are a homosexual. I m the guy part, the bit that makes you like guns and explosions and electrical stuff. and ‘she’ is the girl bit, that makes you love men.}

Nope, fairly sure im not. In fact, I am dead certain that I am heterosexual. I much prefer women.

_{such as ‘her’?}

^{that’s just sick, kinda. it worse than incest in a way. being in love with an imaginary figment of your own mind? just plain wrong. plus, I object to being referred to as ‘she’. I have a name.}

ok, that kindafreaked me out. Joe too, I would assume. Now, we shall all se what happens if I do this…

_wt?

^this!

_eh?

^{I have been augmented. an imaginary testosterone boost, if you will…}

I thought I t would be fun…

_{yeah, well fun this.}

^{nooo!! I was having fun.}

An imaginary pin? You used an imaginary pin? Wtf?!?

_{well, if you can give ‘her’ imaginary testosterone, why shouldn’t I use an imaginary pin to pop the fake ‘muscles’? it makes perfect cartoon sense. ie, in ur imagination, I can do nearly anything!}

Nearly?

_{well, there obviously limits, or that would be no fun…}

^{such as?}

_{I cannot directly affect reality. just unhinge enuf to make MY reality seem real. and that’s bloody difficult, and requires a weakened grip…}

Such as…

_exactly.

^{ur mean. not even ordinary mean, or pure evil mean that you can almost feel sorry for as it is pure and thus knows no better, but proper mean, where you know its bad, you understand its bad, and still do it.}

_{thanks! ;D}

not really something to be proud of…

best go, end of lesson methinks…

P.s Edited to make it more readable, as even i was getting confused by this.

Chapter (last one +1)

I’m kind of bored right now, and I haven’t done a lot recently (no posts this month) so here I am. Before I continue _{­hurry up­}, as I said, before I continue I must point out some differences between my former style and my current style. Before I was full of internal conflict, so mostly it was all about self-hate _{hurry up} and thus not very good. Also, during some conversations I have bee unable to save due to some reason or other _{hurry up} ^{let him finish}, you will not have been introduced to Himeko, ^{Nice to meet you. *insert curtsy*} “Curtsy?” You may be thinking, and I also would be, that this is a bit weird. _{­get on with this, you are boring!} Himeko is a girl’s name, and so is this invented facet of my personality. ^{That’s quite insulting you know…} I’m sorry. She is not a realistic girl ^{Watch it buster!} as she is entirely the feminine, or my perceived view of femininity, part, and is largely against conflict. She will however react to insult, so be careful you. ­_{Me? Good of you to acknowledge my existence, finally!}

I’ve just found a former conversation ­_{we know, we are in here…}^{he was talking to them…} and as such I shall be imminently putting this up as well. Much appreciative of your _non-existent comments!