Chapter 2: Like chapter 1, only different.

Shorter one this week, and possibly not as good, but who am I to judge?

Fuck it all this sucks so much and I don't like it I cant be bothered and im going to die a lonely, ugly, boring evil old man. This is all a waste of time. I thought I would enjoy this lesson. Shows what I know.

Yep, you are an idiot.

I am not, you psychotic , sick, twisted cripple of a bastard.

No need to get personal you wimpy, camp, self absorbed little piece of shit.

I would just like to point out that you cant really call me little as you are no bigger than I.

I could be, if you let me out…

No, it is dangerous enough allowing you to type, never mind take over my life.

But it wouldn't BE your life, it would be mine and I would improve it, you would be happy…

No, you would be happy, I would be a miserable voice in my own head.

So what do you think I am?

As you can see, again, very bored, and a little depressed. It gets better, honest, just stick with it...

Chapter 1... The Beginning of my Rambles.

Here follows a conversation between me and another person... sort of. There are at least 13 further cases of this, but this is the first recorded incident. My side is coloured pink, the other person's green. Anything in blue is narration by current me (as opposed to past me in pink).

I don’t know who anybody was, nor who they will be. not even sure who they are now. What are you? Are you human? Am I? is he? -> (this referred to a boy sitting next to me)

Yes, yes he is.

No he isn’t.

Who asked you?

You did.

No I didn’t.

Yes you did, I did, so you did.

What??!!?!

I AM you.

Huh?

The person who you are is also me.

You no make sense.

You know it makes sense.

I don’t know.

Waaaaaah!

What was that 4?

You're so infuriating.

Not, you're just gay.

We’re not here 2 discuss your ‘preferences’. Twat.

Rude.

You're being sooooo annoying!!!!!!!

Not.

No wonder no one likes you!!!

No, they don't like you, you're the reason I do those stupid things, you're the reason I embarrass myself, you just h8 me!

Well duh!

You're so mean!

It really took you this long 2 realise what I have been doing?

You ruined my life!

No, you did that yourself, with a little help…

I kill you!!!!!

You cant. Why?

I AM U, idiot, and that’s the sort of behaviour that drove her away.

Stop now please.

Oo, a bit sore still is it?

Leave it.

I didn’t even need 2 help with THAT.

Please, leave that be, it doesn’t need 2 be disturbed.

Ur disturbed.

That’s why you exist.

????.

If I wasn’t then you wouldn't be talking 2 me, would you?

If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, I AM YOU!!!!!!!!

Yes, but a different part of me.

Well duh.

The evil part of me.

Ur no angel yourself.

No, nothing is pure.

Not even me?

Not even you are pure evil, part of you is good.

Hah! Where you ask?

I don't need 2, you're babbling.

It is the bit that she touched in you.

I thought you wanted 2 leave it be.

I do.

I did this two years ago, when I was bored during an IT lesson (as with most of these, although some were in statistics). As you can see I was having some problems and looking for someone to blame. look forward to more from the evil bastard in my head in future posts! Hereafter he shall be referred to as Phantom, due to that being the name my friends game him in their infinite understanding...